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Female Reps on Father's Day

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Female Reps on Father's Day thanks to Robert Malone

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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Taxation without representation is tyranny. - James Otis

Dadicated: Being the best father you can be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you can meet success and failure and treat them both as impostors, then you are a balanced man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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