QuotaBillsFocus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier
I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears
I am the Roman Emperor and am above grammar. - Emperor Sigismund
Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned. - Archie Bunker
I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone
Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig
Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson
Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown
Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough
I believe in benevolent dictatorship provided I am the dictator. - Richard Branson
You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy
Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi
For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman
The revolution is a dictatorship of the exploited against the exploiters. - Fidel Castro
The revolution is a dictatorship of the exploited against the exploiters. - Fidel Castro
Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky
Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning
I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best
I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno
I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan
When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson
As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump
A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it. - George W. Bush
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden
Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace
South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell
I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary
In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton
Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney
I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young
Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr
Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan
Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte
My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright
If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell
Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler
I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader
"Underlings should always be uncomfortable in the presence of their superiors," said the Emperor. "Don't you agree?" - Paul S. Kemp