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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

The bad guys always get a vote. - Navy saying

Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When lost, freedom is difficult to regain. - Slavomir Rawicz

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Democracy breeds the germs of its own destruction. - V I Lenin

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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