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Build Back Better - Season 2

Watching Dems 'Break America Great Again'

Build Back Better - Season 2 thanks to robert mal

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Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

One cannot govern with "buts." - Charles de Gaulle

Liberty consists in doing what one desires. - John Stuart Mill

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

To receive a benefit is to sell your liberty. - Laberius

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old. - American Proverb

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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How To Hire Engineers

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Waterwheel Rotisserie

Elephant Bus

Promote Yourself

Time Machine

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Edible Clock

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Bear Pinata

Swim Vacation

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Snail Trail

Anger Release Machine

Pun-e Signs