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Brainwashing Machine

Television's new role in our Covid Cancel Culture

Brainwashing Machine thanks to Robert Malone

Brainwashing Machine thanks to Robert Malone

Brainwashing Machine thanks to Robert Malone

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Networks: What a successful shrimper says - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


Engineering Flowchart

Egotist

Hunter's Dream Wedding

Paddy Field Canal

Grow A Boyfriend

Mars Images

Drumset Motorcycle

Brick Shoes

Custer's Last Stand?

Hand Held Tourist

Curly Heels

Bottle Sneakret

Removed Posts

Second Hand Work

Ostrich Fill Up

Calory Bomb

Interuption Charge

Reach For Your Dreams

Perception

Jeopardy Measuring Cup

All We Have To Do Is Stand Up

Vacuum Extender

BrownEes

Chinese Puzzle Car