Baby Formula

Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

Politics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

One cannot govern with "buts." - Charles de Gaulle

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

The trouble with success is that the formula is the same as the one for a nervous breakdown. - Executive Digest

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Be known for pleasing others, espcecially if you govern them... Ruling others has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else. - Baltasar Gracian

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser