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To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

If you must compromise, compromise up. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Networks: What a successful shrimper says - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What if there were no hypothetical questions? - George Carlin

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers. - Cameroon Proverb

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. - Mark Twain

Who questions much, shall learn much, and retain much. - Francis Bacon

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. - Ronald Reagan

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Consult: to seek another's approval of a course already decided upon. - Ambrose Bierce

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

If we take the good we find, asking no questions, we shall have heaping measures. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife), but still my own. - Si Robertson

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The purpose of a storyteller is not to tell you how to think, but to give you questions to think upon. - Brandon Sanderson

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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