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To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

If you must compromise, compromise up. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers. - Cameroon Proverb

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

There are years that ask questions and years that answer. - Zora N Hurston

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions. - Charles P. Steinmetz

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

You don't have to compromise convictions to be compassionate. - Rick Warren

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. - Dr. Seuss

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. - James Thurber

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer. - Albert Einstein

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

But I was afraid of the questions (much more than the accusations) you might both put to me. - J.D. Salinger

Our Lord approved neither idol worship or idle worship but ideal worship in Spirit and truth. - Vance Havner

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. - Naguib Mahfouz

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Successful people are not those who do not fail. They are those who fail more than anyone, and simply refuse to accept it as the conclusion. - Unknown

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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