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Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never answer an anonymous letter. - Yogi Berra

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Good questions outrank easy answers. - Paul A. Samuelson

Networks: What a successful shrimper says - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The answer lies within the question itself. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers. - Cameroon Proverb

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

There is only one answer to defeat and that is victory. - Winston Churchill

When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. - Oscar Wilde

Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers. - Janis Joplin

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

The answers you get from literature depend on the questions you pose. - Margaret Atwood

It is not our long prayers but our believing God that gets the answer. - John G. Lake

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs. - Frederick Douglass

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question. - Albert Camus

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

There are a dozen views about everything until you know the answer. Then there's never more than one. - C S Lewis

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Although you hadn't asked why, it had less to do with you not noticing than with you not wanting to hear the answer. - Jodi Picoult

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt


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