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Proud mother shows off latest addition to family

You Otter See This thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

I am very proud to be Irish. - Philip Treacy

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis


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