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But That Was Yesterday

... and yesterday's gone

But That Was Yesterday thanks to Andy Bloemhard

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We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

Never let yesterday use up too much of today. - Cherokee Proverb

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

We are not makers of history. We are made by history. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

I am who I am today because of the choices I made yesterday. - Eleanor Roosevelt

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today. - Lewis Carroll

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

I will not condemn you for what you did yesterday, if you do it right today. - Sheldon S. Maye

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Me and you, we got more yesterday than anybody. We need some kind of tomorrow. - Toni Morrison

It's amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday. - John Guare

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

If what you did yesterday still looks big to you, you haven't done much today. - Elbert Hubbard

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

If you realize that you aren't as wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today. - Unknown

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. - Laurence J Peter

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

Let us not bankrupt our todays by paying interest on the regrets of yesterday and by borrowing in advance the troubles of tomorrow. - Ralph W Sockman

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

I am not afraid of tomorrow for I have seen yesterday, I have today and I know Him who holds tomorrow so I know tomorrow will be beautiful for me. - Jaachynma N.E. Agu

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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