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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Frump: A woman who looks her age and doesn't try to overlook it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Conscientious Woman: One who never breaks a confidence without first imposing the strictest secrecy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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