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Weather Channel Attire thanks to Keith Blake

Weather Channel Attire thanks to Keith Blake

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Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Honeymoon Sandwich: Just lettuce alone, with no dressing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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