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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

The first thing the secretary types is the boss. - Donald Trump

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application. - Phil Callaway

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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