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Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

An ounce of work is worth a ton of wishing. - Amish Saying

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application. - Phil Callaway

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively. - Sean Hannity

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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