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The best proof of love is trust. - Joyce Brothers

I always have issues with trust. - Vin Diesel

Trust is built with consistency. - Lincoln Chafee

Trust dies but mistrust blossoms. - Sophocles

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Trust if the byproduct of integrity. - Zig Ziglar

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

He who does not trust enough, will not be trusted. - Lao Tzu

Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do. - Benjamin Spock

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him. - Cicero

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent. - William Shakespeare

Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that. - Orlando Bloom

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Be careful who you trust. Salt and sugar look the same. - Unknown

The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him. - Henry L Stimson

It is happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust. - Samuel Johnson

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor. - D Elton Trueblood

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Trusting your individual uniqueness challenges you to lay yourself open. - James Broughton

Integrity is keeping a commitment even after circumstances have changed. - David Jeremiah

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

Everyone makes mistakes, but only a person with integrity owns up to them. - Nicole Guillaume

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

Honesty and integrity are by far the most important assets of an entrepreneur. - Zig Ziglar

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

If you value your integrity, be prepared to take a beating from those who have non. - Lars L Thygesen

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

The God who speaks with utmost integrity must have messengers who represent him well. - Haddon W. Robinson

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

To trust agents, hyperlinks are the twenty-first-century equivalent of the name-dropper. - Chris Brogan

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. - Johann K Lavater

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

Without a sense of proportion there can be neither good taste nor genuine intelligence, no perhaps moral integrity. - Eric Hoffer

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

When you are able to maintain your own highest standards of integrity - regardless of what others may do - you are destined for greatness. - Napoleon Hill

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel. - Warsan Shire


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