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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Trust your ability. - Itzhak Perlman

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

Trust everybody, but cut the cards. - Finley Peter Dunne

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Success without integrity is failure. - Unknown

Trust is central to an economy that works. - Stephen Covey

Never trust an atom. They make up everything. - Unknown

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

It's a delight to trust somebody so completely. - Jeff Goldblum

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it. - Barbra Steisand

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Those who trust to chance must abide by the results of chance. - Calvin Coolidge

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Integrity is doing the right thing even when no one is watching. - C S Lewis

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

All I have seen teaches me to trust the Creator for all I have not seen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

Every time I see high-trust cultures, I see a lessening of adversarialism. - Stephen Covey

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Working constantly may be visible proof that deep inside we do not trust God. - Bill Bright

The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks. - Douglas Adams

The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. - Zig Ziglar

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The God who speaks with utmost integrity must have messengers who represent him well. - Haddon W. Robinson

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

To trust agents, hyperlinks are the twenty-first-century equivalent of the name-dropper. - Chris Brogan

I mistrust all systematizers and avoid them. The will to a system is a lack of integrity. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts - that's when I get in trouble. - Angelina Jolie

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - J K Rowling

Trust and belief are two prime considerations. You must not allow yourself to be opinionated. - James Dean

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not. - Oprah Winfrey

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel. - Warsan Shire


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