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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

I like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones


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