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Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Laughter is the smile of God on a troubled world. - Phil Callaway

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. - Alice Meynell

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. - Unknown

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West


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