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The Real Virus

Some Albertans can hardly wait for the next federal election

The Real Virus thanks to Wes Harcus

The opinions expressed in this publication are those of the author and a few Albertans. They do not purport to reflect the opinions or views of the WHO or its members. The designations employed in this publication and the presentation of material therein do not imply the expression of any opinion whatsoever on the part of the WHO concerning the legal status of any country, area or territory or of its authorities, or concerning the delimitation of its frontiers, or the real and intended purpose of its vaccine program.

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That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. - Henry Kissinger

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

The indignation of politicians is NOT a good measure of the gravity of any situation. - Paul Harvey

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joe-k. - Will Rogers

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. - Jose Maria de Eca de Queiroz

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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