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The Real Virus

Some Albertans can hardly wait for the next federal election

The Real Virus thanks to Wes Harcus

The opinions expressed in this publication are those of the author and a few Albertans. They do not purport to reflect the opinions or views of the WHO or its members. The designations employed in this publication and the presentation of material therein do not imply the expression of any opinion whatsoever on the part of the WHO concerning the legal status of any country, area or territory or of its authorities, or concerning the delimitation of its frontiers, or the real and intended purpose of its vaccine program.

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Politics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it. - FDA Panel Member

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

The indignation of politicians is NOT a good measure of the gravity of any situation. - Paul Harvey

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran


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