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A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

Rule number one: if it's not good, don't share it. - Christin Kardos

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

Martin Luther King did not say, 'I have a mission statement.' - Simon Sinek

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

We can let circumstances rule us, or we can take charge and rule our lives from within. - Earl Nightingale

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right – shame on you. - Louis Armstrong

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. - Rene Descartes

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. - Alice Meynell

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz