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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

I'm the king of the world! - Titanic

When you strike at a king, you must kill him. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."” - Mark Twain

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

Be known for pleasing others, espcecially if you govern them... Ruling others has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else. - Baltasar Gracian

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde


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