Tall King

Kings have long hands. - Ovid

Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

Laughter is the smile of God on a troubled world. - Phil Callaway

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Rule number one: if it's not good, don't share it. - Christin Kardos

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Martin Luther King did not say, 'I have a mission statement.' - Simon Sinek

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."” - Mark Twain

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong. - Andy Rooney

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo