QuotaBillsLaughter is contagious. - Unknown
Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster
I'm the king of the world! - Titanic
When you strike at a king, you must kill him. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten
Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge
Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf
At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb
Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson
The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox
He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes
Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge
No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf
I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson
I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson
I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman
Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema
How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan
The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller
Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."” - Mark Twain
Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran
To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway
In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown
Be known for pleasing others, espcecially if you govern them... Ruling others has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else. - Baltasar Gracian
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West
Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek
Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader
Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde