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While we teach, we learn. - Seneca

Here's looking at you, kid. - Casablanca

Teach us delight in simple things. - Rudyard Kipling

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Don't try to teach a whole course in one lesson. - Kathryn Murray

Mathemagician: A teacher who makes numbers disappear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Student is not a container you have to fill but a torch you have to light up. - Albert Einstein

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

The best teachers are those who show you where to look but don't tell you what to see. - Alexandra K. Trenfor

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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