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Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education is a system of imposed ignorance. - Noam Chomsky

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

Because there is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first or last time, I owe him my best. - Joe DiMaggio

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

When the purge of teacher individualism is unrestrained, eccentricity, initiative and individuality become the casualties. - Andy Hargreaves

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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