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Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

I was bitten by an octopus. - Ted Cruz

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo