QuotaBillsLet them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette
Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras
I was bitten by an octopus. - Ted Cruz
Life itself is the proper binge. - Julia Child
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
Afternoon Snack: The pause that refleshes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown
There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart
There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King
We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? - Norton Juster
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie