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Smaller Steps

Success is achieved one step at a time

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Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar

The things that courage can do. - James M Barrie

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. - Nancy D Solomon

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Practice is a means of inviting the perfection desired. - Martha Graham

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Clear thinking requires courage rather than intelligence. - Thomas S Szasz

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. - Michelangelo

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Coaches will eventually notice a great attitude, and they respect that. - Heather O'Reilly

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

Success is not the absence of failure; it's the persistence through failure. - Alisha Tyler

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

People just have this core desire to express who they are. And I think that's always existed. - Mark Zuckerberg

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later. - Confucius

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin - but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what. - Harper Lee

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

All Joy reminds. It is never a possession, always a desire for something longer ago or further away or still 'about to be'. - C S Lewis

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Four steps to achievement:
1. Plan purposefully.
2. Prepare prayerfully.
3. Proceed positively.
4. Pursue persistently. - William A. Ward

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown

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