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Thank Goodness For Signage

Explaining the obvious

Thank Goodness For Signage thanks to Keith Blake

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Never assume the obvious is true. - William Safire

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Hypocrisy is the most obvious of sins. - John McCain

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards. - Arthur Koestler

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious. - Alfred Whitehead

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

The concept of number is the obvious distinction between the beast and man. - Joseph de Maistre

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer. - Edward R. Murrow

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Before you've practiced, the theory is useless. After you've practiced, the theory is obvious. - David Williams

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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