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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass


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