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Classic Red Shirt

Revenge of the anti-mask Starfleet employee

Classic Red Shirt thanks to Marian Renstrom

Redshirt refers to Star Trek characters who wear red Starfleet uniforms, mainly to expendable characters who are quite often killed. They are usually security guards, the unlucky victims of attacks and illnesses.

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