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Preparation for a Lamb BBQ this Easter
QuotaBillsNever trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles
Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon
Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin
He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb
Lamb: An animal that gets more sheepish with age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin
Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon
He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb
Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire
Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni
Civilization is the lamb's skin in which barbarism masquerades. - T.B. Aldrich
On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton
If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown
It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb
Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall
BP: Company in Gulf of Mexico that turns your barbecue into a tarbecue. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan
For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer
The lord may be smilin' on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops. - Archie Bunker
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris
The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen
Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe
Ramnification: 1. To make someone feel sheepish; 2. What made Mary have a little lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain
Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II
Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar
Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough
Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer
Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin
The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw
It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky