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Psalm 109-8

Biblical prayer for the U.S. President

My wife and I were in slow-moving traffic the other day and we were stopped behind a car that had an unusual Biden bumper sticker on it. It read: “Pray for Biden. Psalm 109:8”.
Psalm 109-8 thanks to Jim Serritella

Inspiration for those in leadership

When we got home my wife got out the Bible and opened it up to the scripture. She started laughing, then she read it to me - then I had a good laugh too.
Psalm 109:8 (NIV):   “May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership.
And the King James version reads, “Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

At last I can honestly voice a Biblical prayer for our President! Let us all bow our heads and pray. Brothers and Sisters, can I get an AMEN?

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

God never made a promise that was too good to be true. - Dwight L. Moody

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Preach the gospel at all times. If necessary, use words. - St. Francis of Assisi

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

Praise is rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Martin F Tupper

My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me. - Marianne Williamson

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. - Ovid

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

The God who speaks with utmost integrity must have messengers who represent him well. - Haddon W. Robinson

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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