Pocket Change

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

There might be some credit in being jolly. - Charles Dickens

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. - Mark Twain

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt. - Daniel Hannan

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan