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Pocket Change

The result of Covid lockdown

Pocket Change thanks to Keith Blake

Changing times indeed...

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No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit. - John Wooden

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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