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Pepsi Transfusion

Is there too much sugar in your preferred blood type?

Pepsi Transfusion thanks to Darren Gawel

the Joe-kster: 'Darren, what was the most-ever Pepsi you've drank in one day?'
Darren: '7 liters'

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Blood: The ink of our life's story - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Blood Brother: Dracula's closest relative - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

Always give 100%. Unless you're giving blood. - Unknown

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Meaninglessness does not come from being weary of pain; meaninglessness comes from being weary of pleasure. - G K Chesterton

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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