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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Vision without action is hallucination.
Action without vision is random activity. - Unknown

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Vision is the world's most desperate need. There are no hopeless situations, only people who think hopelessly. - Winifred Newman

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

A vision without a task makes a visionary.
A task without a vision is drudgery.
A vision with a task makes a missionary. - Samuel Chadwick

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid. - Audre Lorde

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

The most powerful person in the world is the story teller. The storyteller sets the vision, values and agenda of an entire generation that is to come. - Steve Jobs


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