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Not Stuck thanks to Tim Smith

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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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