QuotaBillsYou are not stuck. - Louise Thompson
You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard
What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen