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He has dreamed of this day for a long time

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Success breeds success. - Mia Hamm

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Dream in a pragmatic way. - Aldous Huxley

Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams? - Alfred Tennyson

Don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose. - C S Lewis

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Success if liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. - Maya Angelou

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence. - Aristotle

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Through perseverance many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain failure. - Benjamin Disraeli

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

To like many people spontaneously and without effort is perhaps the greatest of all sources of personal happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

The moderation of people in prosperity is the effect of a smooth and composed temper, owing to the calm of their good fortune. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Happiness is the resultant of the relative strengths of positive and negative feelings rather than an absolute amount of one or the other. - Norman Bradburn

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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