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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

The universe is made up of stories, not atoms. - Muriel Rukeyser

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Atomic Ache: What you get when you eat Uranium. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

Everything in the universe is within you. Ask all from yourself. - Rumi

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

I value all things only by the price they shall gain in eternity. - John Wesley

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

He who lives in harmony with himself lives in harmony with the universe. - Marcus Aurelius

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

A little while, we are in eternity; before we find ourselves there, let us do much for Christ. - Ann Judson

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

The truth is that the universe has been answering you all of your life, but you cannot receive the answers unless you are awake. - Rhonda Byrn

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

This world, after all our science and sciences, is still a miracle; wonderful, inscrutable, magical and more, to whosoever will think of it. - Thomas Carlyle

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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