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Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

I want to put a ding in the universe. - Steve Jobs

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Only in the darkness can you see the stars. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

You smiled at the stars like they knew all your secrets. - Unknown

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

Everything in the universe is within you. Ask all from yourself. - Rumi

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

He who lives in harmony with himself lives in harmony with the universe. - Marcus Aurelius

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Even sleepers are workers and collaborators on what goes on in the universe. - Heraclitus

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

This world, after all our science and sciences, is still a miracle; wonderful, inscrutable, magical and more, to whosoever will think of it. - Thomas Carlyle

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille


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