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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare

Good lawyers know the law. Great lawyers know the judge. - Unknown

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. - Alice Meynell

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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