Lockdown Advice

Fans don't boo nobodies. - Reggie Jackson

Being crazy isn't enough. - Dr. Seuss

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Thoughtfulness begets wrinkles. - Charles Dickens

Weird is a side-effect of awesome. - Unknown

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Johnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every really new idea looks crazy at first. - Alfred North Whitehead

If there is a supreme being, he's crazy. - Marlene Dietrich

I may be crazy but at least I have each other. - Unknown

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson

You stand out more by being weird than fitting in. - Emma Tupa

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

It's always darkest just before the fridge door opens. - Phil Callaway

I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. - Charles Bukowski

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? - Albert Einstein

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Steve Jobs

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

I enjoy my wrinkles and regard them as badges of distinction - I've worked hard for them! - Maggie Kuhn

You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. - Casablanca

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco