QuotaBillsFans don't boo nobodies. - Reggie Jackson
Being crazy isn't enough. - Dr. Seuss
One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud
Walnuts: People who are crazy about walls - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown
Wrinkles only go where the smiles have been. - Jimmy Buffet
If there is a supreme being, he's crazy. - Marlene Dietrich
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
You stand out more by being weird than fitting in. - Emma Tupa
Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson
e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. - Mark Twain
On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo
Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga
Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr
Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne
My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd
Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. - Charles Bukowski
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower
I've probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge. - Bill Murray
Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx
It was ability that mattered, not disability, which is a word I'm not crazy about using. - Marlee Matlin
I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams
I enjoy my wrinkles and regard them as badges of distinction - I've worked hard for them! - Maggie Kuhn
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier
You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem
Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn
Pound's crazy. All poets are. They have to be. You don't put a poet like Pound in the loony bin. - Ernest Hemingway
Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson
Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker
Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer
People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss
Silence speaks so much louder than screaming tantrums. Never give anyone an excuse to say that you're crazy. - Taylor Swift
If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield
When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. - Casablanca
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope
In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker
It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne
I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger
In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie
I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump
The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco