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Knight Room

Expedia in the Medieval Period

Knight Room thanks to Thomas Gatto

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Dark Ages: Knight time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yellow Pages: Inferior knight's assistants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis


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