#1 humor site on the 'net

Knight Room

Expedia in the Medieval Period

Knight Room thanks to Thomas Gatto

QuotaBills
Dark Ages: Knight time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yellow Pages: Inferior knight's assistants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis


PEI Weather

Frankfurt Subway Entrance

Shopping With Your Husband

Where is Waldo?

Costco Beach Towel

Handwritting

July 4th Balloon

Maritime Treat

Redneck Wheelchair Stroller

Reflective Art

Canadian Drive-Thru

Work At Home Mom

German Car Parkade

Dog Face or Dog Butt?

Trunk Minions

Despicable Watermelon

New Parking Spot For Women

Popcorn Cremation

Time Is Free

Fishing Trip in New Zealand

Happy 4th of July

Click Click Imaging Specialists

Awkward

Soldier Salute