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Kate Moss

The grass is always greener on the British side

Kate Moss thanks to Keith Blake

Kate Moss thanks to Keith Blake

Katherine Ann Moss is an English supermodel. Moss rose to fame in the mid 1990's as part of the heroin chic fashion trend. Collaborations with Calvin Klein brought her to fashion icon status.

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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. - Lady Gaga

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

If you have to explain to someone you're famous, then you're technically not that famous. - David Spade

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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