QuotaBillsWine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed
Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson
Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb
When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb
We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
The state of Washington calls tips 'wages.' - Tom Douglas
I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean
It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors
One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk
I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown