In Perfect Harmony

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. - Casablanca

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Forgiveness is the needle that knows how to mend. - Jewel

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

Clever Woman: One who knows how to give a man her own way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

Valedictory: A demonstration of how to wave bye-bye with the tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

The great and glorious masterpiece of man is to know how to live to purpose. - Michel de Montaigne

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich