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In Perfect Harmony

Friends agree on how to properly wear a canine face mask

In Perfect Harmony thanks to Amanda Walkey

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Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

How to turn your ex-boyfriend into a toad. - Athena Starwoman

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

He who walks with the lame learns how to limp. - Latin Proverb

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. - Mark Twain

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

The people who did you wrong or who didn't quite know how to show up, you forgive them. And forgiving them allows you to forgive yourself too. - Jane Fonda

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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