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If 2020 Was A ...

Summarizing the past year of stress

If 2020 Was A ... thanks to Jim Serritella

If 2020 Was A ... thanks to Jim Serritella

If 2020 Was A ... thanks to Jim Serritella

If 2020 Was A ... thanks to Jim Serritella

If 2020 Was A ... thanks to Jim Serritella

If 2020 Was A ... thanks to Jim Serritella

If 2020 Was A ... thanks to Jim Serritella

If 2020 Was A ... thanks to Jim Serritella

If 2020 Was A ... thanks to Jim Serritella

If 2020 Was A ... thanks to Jim Serritella

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

What gets scheduled gets done. - Michael Hyatt

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

If only I may grow: firmer, simpler, quieter, warmer. - Dag Hammarskjold

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

Each breath in itself is joy if only we try to find bliss in it. - Unknown

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead. - Roald Dahl

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

It makes you wonder. All the brilliant things we might have done with our lives if only we suspected we knew how. - Ann Patchett

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier. - Bette Midler

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

We are all better than we know. If only we can be brought to realise this, we may never be prepared to settle for anything less. - Kurt Hahn

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

We live in a wonderful world that is full of beauty, charm and adventure. There is no end to the adventures we can have if only we seek them with our eyes open. - Jawaharial Nehru

If forensic analysts confiscated your calendar and e-mail records and Web browsing history for the past six months, what would they conclude are your core priorities? - Chip Heath

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it. - George Burns

The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking. The solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker. - Albert Einstein

The new calendar was only one of countless utopian measures the ruling Jacobins initiated in 1793–94, but it is notable because, apparently, not a single person had to be murdered to carry it out. - Tom Reiss

Reality: 1. The dream of a mad philosopher; 2. The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it; 3. The place where the pizza delivery man comes from; 4. Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with kingdoms of heaven on earth is that they're liable to come to pass, and then their fraudulence is apparent for all to see. We need a kingdom of heaven in Heaven, if only because it can't be realized. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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