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Hungry Child

Little Johnny liked shopping for womannequins

Hungry Child thanks to Howard Chapman

Attention shoppers: anyone missing a child in an orange coat, come to the Lingerie department. Your child is hungry.

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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The fact that logic cannot satisfy us awakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational. - A.N. Wilson

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we were born. - Albert Einstein

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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