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How To Sharpen Pencils

Theoretical Treatise on an Artisanal Craft

How To Sharpen Pencils thanks to David Bartels

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Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

No one is perfect - that's why pencils have erasers. - Unknown

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? - George Carlin

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

One always tends to overpraise a long book, because one has got through it. - E M Forster

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Stalin didn't write any memoirs. He was too secretive. He was afraid people might read them. - Jonathan Lynn

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Book Review: A brief but informative essay that spares readers the ordeal of digesting an actual book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. - Oscar Wilde

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. - Samuel Johnson

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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