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How to find Kentucky

Locating the home of KFC

How to find Kentucky thanks to Jim Serritella

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Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

Journal writing is a voyage to the interior. - Christina Baldwin

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

Life's a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Somewhere there is a map of how it can be done. - Ben Stein

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. - Tony Robbins

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor. - Arnold J. Toynbee

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

I had no expectations about fatherhood, but it's definitely a journey I'm glad to be taking. - Christopher Meloni

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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