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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. - Emo Philips

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

My favourite quotation is eight pounds ten for a second-hand suit. - Spike Milligan

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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