QuotaBillsJazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis
The world is governed by opinion. - William E. Channing
There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli
Erection: When Japanese go to vote. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli
One cannot govern with "buts." - Charles de Gaulle
Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin
Feudalism: It's your Count that votes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. - Hal Luyah
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII
The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw
The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois
I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela
Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
Commitments the voters don’t know about can't hurt you. - Ogden Nash
There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle
It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack
Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne
Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell
Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell
Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard
When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
Passover affirms the great truth that liberty is the inalienable right of every human being. - Morris Joseph
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers
The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat
The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan
The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson
Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams
We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama