#1 humor site on the 'net

Going Into Space

Brownie recipe for non-rich aging wannabes

Going Into Space thanks to Chris Kane

QuotaBills
Do I dare Disturb the universe? - T S Eliot

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

The universe is made up of stories, not atoms. - Muriel Rukeyser

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Everything in the universe has a rhythm, everything dances. - Maya Angelou

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

Everything in the universe is within you. Ask all from yourself. - Rumi

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

We're about eight Einsteins away from understanding the universe. - Martin Amis

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

He who lives in harmony with himself lives in harmony with the universe. - Marcus Aurelius

The universe stands aside for those people who know where they are going. - Paulo Coelho

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

Vision without action is hallucination.
Action without vision is random activity. - Unknown

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The universe doesn't give you what you want in your mind; it gives you what you demand with your actions. - Steve Maraboli

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. - Alfonso X, the Wise

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

The truth is that the universe has been answering you all of your life, but you cannot receive the answers unless you are awake. - Rhonda Byrn

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


Tennis Plant

Florida Moves Out Of Hurricane Zone

Small Bills

Denmark Traffic Signals

Nail Polish Lookalilikes

Game Car

Overloaded Mailbox

Redneck Phone

Enjoy Fresh Air

Bread Board

Snaccident

Mini Bar

Frisbee Stopper

Redneck Sushi

Redneck's Lo-Tech Mobile Phone

Downchuck

Border Agent Alert

Cadillac Clearance

Leading By Example

Wired For Coffee

Cadillac Bike

Chip and Dip

Cat Couch Nap

Redneck Trophy Fish