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Fonz Fishing

Happy Days in the pond

Fonz Fishing thanks to Keith Blake

Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli (aka "The Fonz") was a fictional character played by Henry Winkler in the American sitcom Happy Days (1974–1984)

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Elitism: It's not for everyone. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? - Steven Wright

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

If you have to explain to someone you're famous, then you're technically not that famous. - David Spade

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The best thing in the famous novels at present is that one does not need to read them; one knows them already. - Henry David Thoreau

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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