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Fonz Fishing

Happy Days in the pond

Fonz Fishing thanks to Keith Blake

Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli (aka "The Fonz") was a fictional character played by Henry Winkler in the American sitcom Happy Days (1974–1984)

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Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Elitism: It's not for everyone. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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