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Flywood

Wood sails were flying off the shelves that day

Flywood thanks to Keith Blake

Could I get a half dozen 4x8 sheets of flywood, please?

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Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

Dialogue: Changing the colour of a piece of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

Xylophonist: A superstitious person who goes around knocking on wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

If the wind will not serve, take to the oars. Destitutus ventis, remos adhibe - Latin Proverb

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Absence destroys small passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes tapers and kindles fires. - Unknown

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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