QuotaBillsSickness soaks the purse. - International Proverb
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein
One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson
A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes
Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette
Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis
Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown
Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown
You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon
I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte
Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel
Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope
It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you
known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman
The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm
The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers
Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles