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Fall Plans

Civilization on the brink

Fall Plans thanks to Tom Esler

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A stumble may prevent a fall. - English Proverb

Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

I just get up again when I fall down. - Paul Harvey

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Plans are worthless, but planning is everything. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5. - Unknown

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities. - Mark Twain

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. - Doug Larson

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Today we celebrate the gift of victory over every fall we have ever experienced. - Jeffrey R Holland

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

You can't say civilization don't advance... for every war they kill you a new way. - Will Rogers

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Each new chapter of our lives requests an old part of us to fall and a new part of us to rise. - Jenna Galbut

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

You can't say that civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. - Will Rogers

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders


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