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Fall Plans

Civilization on the brink

Fall Plans thanks to Tom Esler

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A stumble may prevent a fall. - English Proverb

Don't make plans, make options. - Jennifer Aniston

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. - Confucius

Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores

I don't want to survive. I want to live. - 12 Years a Slave

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5. - Unknown

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Let me fall is I must fall. The one I become will catch me. - Baal Shem Tov

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

The purpose of a writer is to keep civilization from destroying itself. - Albert Camus

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

Sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor. - Arnold J. Toynbee

I didn't fall. I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. - Unknown

Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes... but no plans. - Peter F Drucker

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Today we celebrate the gift of victory over every fall we have ever experienced. - Jeffrey R Holland

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

You can't say civilization don't advance... for every war they kill you a new way. - Will Rogers

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Each new chapter of our lives requests an old part of us to fall and a new part of us to rise. - Jenna Galbut

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill


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