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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Great leaders don't set out to be leaders. They set out to make a difference. - Jeremy Bravo

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

If you delegate tasks, you create followers. If you delegate authority, you create leaders. - Craig Groeschel

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

If I see something sagging, bagging, and dragging, I'm going to nip it, tuck it, and suck it. - Dolly Parton

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

Great leaders are not defined by the absence of weakness, but rather by the presence of clear strengths. - John Zenger

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

A leader is one who sees more than others see, who sees farther than others see, and who sees before others see. - Leroy Eimes

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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