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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Vacuum Cleaner: 1. A sonic broom; 2. A broom with a stomach. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

Becoming a leader is synonymous with becoming yourself. It is precisely that simple and it is also that difficult. - Warren Bennis

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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