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Embrace Her

Hugging your mistakes

Embrace Her thanks to Chris Kane

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He who does nothing makes no mistakes. - Italian Proverb

Mistakes are proof that you are trying. - Unknown

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Mistakes are the portals for discovery. - James Joyce

A mistake is evidence that you have tried. - Amish Saying

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven. - Robert Downy, Jr.

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

A mistake is always forgivable, rarely excusable and always unacceptable. - Robert Fripp

Do not be afraid of mistakes, providing you do not make the same one twice. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only little. - Edmund Burke

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In my experience of large enterprises, I have found it is often a mistake to try to settle everything at once. - Winston Churchill

It is not easy, but you have to be willing to make mistakes. And the earlier you make those mistakes, the better. - Jane Cahill Pfeiffer

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

It is more important to know where you are going than to get there quickly. Do not mistake activity for achievement. - Mabel Newcomber

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

If you wish to influence an individual or a group to embrace a particular value in their daily lives, tell them a compelling story. - Annette Simmons

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki


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